mario: time to take a piss
*pissing noises*
goomba: what the hell are you doing?
mario:i'm taking a piss
goomba: but why aren't you jumping at me? that's what you're supposed to do
mario: i might do it fucking later
goomba:no i'm a motherfucking enemy, you're supposed to jump at me
mario: okie dokie then. let me pull up my pants again first & then maybe i'll jump on you
goomba: mayebe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER!
mario: let me get my pants first
goomba: uh, fine
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